in the game of urls you win or you hyphen
you’re telling me mate
some people’s voices are just very appealing. you can’t explain it. there is no way to describe it. it’s just like. how. why. why does your voice do things to me. why does it make me feel things. why. how. why
Opening a story file to work on it after not touching it for months.
[joke about me being gay to subtly remind you all that i am, in fact, still gay]
home depot is easily the most intimidating store on earth I’m the only person here who isn’t a dad wearing a camo hat and coat
headcanon: john will always try to completely ruin daves selfies
tbh I’m really sick of tumblr’s attitude of “i’m more oppressed than you so I’m going to be an asshole to you and you’re not allowed to get upset about it”
what the fuck does this even mean
try the volcanoes, asshole. try them. jump right in the boiling magma is fine. swim around, make friends. earth is a good happy place. you’re burning? that’s just the fun kicking in. happy earth day
okay seriously if you’re in a relationship or even a friendship and you find yourself spending more time crying out of sadness or arguing with them, leave them. i don’t care if they’re a modern day aphrodite/adonis or a gift bestowed upon you by the gods. toxic people are dangerous and i highly advise cutting them out of your life and finding someone who makes you laugh until you snort your drink out your nose instead.
Here’s the thing about being pro choice that people don’t get…
You don’t have to morally agree with abortion to be pro choice. That’s why it’s not called pro abortion. It’s an understanding that you can’t make that choice for someone else and they have full control over that not you. It’s pro I’m not the boss of everyone else.
This is important.
do you ever
do you ever just have
that one class
that one freaking class
that just depresses you when you think about it because
oh god you hate it so much