letmebegaytodd:

Kissing a cat’s soft little head gives you +10 HP

sovietnam:

mjalti:

I’m not mysterious and quiet I’m just iron deficient

napcaster-mage:

gender neutral? no. gender agnostic. not sure I believe in gender and if it’s real I’m not sure I’m happy about it

fizzy-dog:

killjoysmakesomefuckingnoise:

i could have been stanning mcr in 2007 when they were at their PEAK but nooo i was wasting time learning how to READ

there are literally no words to describe how old this post makes me feel

bae–electronica:

They really don’t assasinate presidents like the used to anymore 😪

officiallybi:

molbitch:

I’m thinking about how we say “spill the tea” or just “tea” and how ppl used to say “spill the beans” like what if we just said “beans” when gossiping

“… and then she told me that he actually wasn’t at her house!”

“oh beans”

angelbabyspice:

angelbabyspice:

speaking of military i had a couple come up to my job to buy tickets to the gallery and we were all sold out and the guy says “I’m military! don’t you think there’s anything you can do?” and his wife continues, “Yes! he’s active military!” and it took Everything In My Body to not burst out laughing as I repeated that we were sold out

white americans: can we get two tickets

me: we’re sold out

white americans: but i willingly participate in the destruction of other countries in the name of imperialism!!!! don’t ya think you can put your job on the line to let me in this sold out show for free?? :D

me:

gayrodrick:

distance is homophobic

illuminated-au:

You asked for it, now here it is. Have fun~

concentratedtea:

jace-lightwood:

dreamlordmorpheus:

justslowdown:

passionpeachy:

me, gay and running out of breath going up the stairs: I bet I could run a farm

me, gay with scoliosis and a joint problem and depression and anxiety and running out of breath going up the stairs: I CAN run a farm I just have to do it in my own way!!

2 yrs later:

Me, gay with a chronic hip injury, anxiety, depression, ADD and STILL running out of breath from stairs even as I type this from my bed in the farmhouse:

me, gay with depression, adhd, chronic migraines & assorted other bullshit, but also with a boulder i dug out from the garden:

serotnin:

serotnin:

dark circles look so good … can we just all collectively acknowledge that

like what a sexy way to say you’re done w the world and ready to pull out a bat at any moment