you know what to do with that big fat butt
wiggle wiggle wiggle
im so PUMPED about fall!!!!! ill wear 500 sweaters i dont care ill shove a whole pumpkin up my ass
Ladies, never ever fight over a man. Fight over a job, parking space, your spot in a long line….the last chicken wing. But never over a man. Never.
*is too emotionally invested in cartoons*
I am both of them at the same time.
asexual representation is important
just use this excuse any time you don’t want to go to school
exchanging grammatically correct emails with adults is the most uncomfortable form of human interaction in existence
When you’re with two other friends and they’re talking to each other and you’re just there like