get in the fucking robot

my name is kevin/emily and im an emotional gay mess

i finally get a message on here after like 3 months and it’s one of the virus ones

lamebert:

caterpillars have more muscles than humans but i’d like to see one try to fight me irl and see what happens

cradidily:

*waking up from a coma* “how many followers do I have”

instagrampa:

I’m usually that person who has no idea what’s going on

voidprinxe:

stop hating on girls who wanna kiss people in museums or aquariums or art galleries stop hating on girls who want things that might be cliche stop hating on girls who want boys to treat them like they’re magic i will protect all girls with my life and just because they care about things that you don’t doesn’t give you the right to belittle them ok i will fight u

nutella:

gettin real tired of my own bullshit

shinynyasupa:

iisarin:

shinynyasupa:

princesslinkk:

shinynyasupa:

How long does it take to grow a lesbian

5-6 business days

Thank you i can finally start my garden

What just happened here

Agriculture

tooleztofunction:

This scene entire movie was brilliant perfect amazing written by Jesus.

sniffling:

i don’t like talking with people about emotional stuff because then they learn things about me and get to know me and can defeat me

d0nn0:

*drug user*

it’s a methaphor

my little set up on my balcony with my cat

most guys haven’t even gotten to second base and i have and thats.kinda sad